This shirt is soft and comfy, which you'll need after your wife reads it!

The double stitching on the neckline and sleeves add more durability to withstand the beatings you are about to get!
 
• Black is 100% ring-spun cotton • Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester • Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton • 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²) • Pre-shrunk • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping • Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center